Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Episode 287: Girl on Fire, chapters 16-18

Episode 287: Girl on Fire, chapters 16-18

News flash! Local woman makes bold statement that fire is indeed hot.

The long running superhero epic The Girl On Fire rockets rapidly towards its staggering conclusion!

Actually, no. No, it doesn't. Much like its overblown cast, it seems to just stand around for a while (in its underwear), pretty much unsure of what to do while it rehashes old plot points (both of them) and repeats itself a few more times. All pains are taken to make sure that nobody does anything (except Phoenix) and that everybody is put out of action (except Phoenix) while they all get filled in on an improbable origin story (except Black Flame - wait, when did he get here?). So join our heroes (?) for... Um, not really much... If you want to... Actually, I'm sure you've got better things to do than take part in The Girl On Fire. The fic certainly doesn't.

Riffers: Dan, Maya Gold, Celena Harte and Tsuneo Tateo
Written by: Zogster

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Episode 286 - Angels of Fury, part 3

Episode 286: Angels of Fury, part 3

I have no doubt that high school volleyball is instrumental to her crime fighting career

Warning: Contains descriptions of child abuse

You see that warning and you know what it means; that’s right more of the alleged Superheroic stories of the Angels of Fury. And as always, it doesn’t let up, no matter how much you beg and plead with it to do such. Instead we delve into the origin stories of Improperly Capitalised Narutard Girl, Cosmic Space Thingy Girl, Fake British Batwoman, Muscle Girl Fetish Lass, Electric Mutant Girl, Radioactive Cultist Girl, Gender-Bender Silver Surfer Girl, Accidentally Transgendered Inventor Lass, Real Estate Agent Woman and the one that I cannot actually find a single funny name for because I’m crying on the inside. That’s right, it’s everything you dislike about the internet, superheroes, roleplayers, Canada and volleyball all in one convenient package!

Riffers: Rebecca Bartley, Damien Hawker, Kari Montero and Rick R. Mortis
Written by: KayEmm and Rick R.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Episode 285 - Darth Hypnus - The Invasion of Bothawui and the Final Insult

Episode 285: Darth Hypnus - The Invasion of Bothawui and the Final Insult

I mean, these are all just from the same mad lib generator, right?

As war comes to the planet BOTHAWUI, the indecisive bounty hunter XARTT(H)AN VISZLA takes a break from pining over his IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND to…

SOMETHING. I can’t lie and pretend these are exciting any more. Instead you get the SAME RP BIO just with a SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SKIN and a few MINOR TWEAKS. And added to that you get a bunch of REALY SLEEZY PORNO SETUPS that sound like they were written by GIGGLING SCHOOLBOYS who were SNEAKING SMOKES behind the DUNNY at RECESS.

So have the FINAL INSULT that is DARTH HYPNUS and enjoy watching any SHREDS OF DECENCY go OUT THE WINDOW.

Riffers: Dan, Rebecca Bartley, Tsuneo Tateo and Rick R. Mortis
Written by: Zogster and Rick R.