I mean, these are all just from the same mad lib generator, right?
As war comes to the planet BOTHAWUI, the indecisive bounty hunter XARTT(H)AN VISZLA takes a break from pining over his IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND to…
SOMETHING. I can’t lie and pretend these are exciting any more. Instead you get the SAME RP BIO just with a SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SKIN and a few MINOR TWEAKS. And added to that you get a bunch of REALY SLEEZY PORNO SETUPS that sound like they were written by GIGGLING SCHOOLBOYS who were SNEAKING SMOKES behind the DUNNY at RECESS.
So have the FINAL INSULT that is DARTH HYPNUS and enjoy watching any SHREDS OF DECENCY go OUT THE WINDOW.
Written by: Zogster and Rick R.