Thursday, October 24, 2013

Episode 248 - The Assassin

Episode 248: The Assassin

Yes, Kev, your life is one big bleak void of pain and suffering. Now go get in your plastic robot dinosaur and effortlessly beat the entire world.

One of the golden rules of being an assassin is to not get caught. And one of the best ways to avoid getting caught is to not draw attention to yourself. So you shouldn't do things like have an incredibly distinctive mode of transport, plan getaways that will alert everyone to your presence, wander around with a near-extinct and attention-grabbing animal companion, have breakfast where your target's daughter can see you or make up a cover story that only serves to make you look even more guilty. In short, don't do a thing that the so-called world's greatest assassin in this fic does. Of course, since it's Big Kev, you probably shouldn't do a thing that he does anyway. I know I wouldn't.

Riffers: Dan, Rebecca Bartley, Tsuneo Tateo and Rick R. Mortis
Written by: Zogster and Rick R.


  1. Wow, he couldn't even bother do the cliche "Save the Girl from Danger (that you caused in the first place but never mind that)" to explain why the Good Guys accepted him into their fold.

    Where is Dark Spiner 1 anyway?


    Full of Keviny goodness

  3. It it dawns on me that if Kev was the best assassin ever, he wouldn't use a gun. Bullets are obvious. A true assassin would make it look like an accident. Or have the decency to use a hidden blade.

    Also, did anyone else picture Big Kev trying to snipe Doc from a rough 20 feet away?

  4. Read Dark Spiner 1 and wow, it's worst than I could imagine.