Episode 347: The Unexpected Future, chapters 1-6
Her plan hinged on their being very, very dumb. Fortunately, they were very obliging.
There is a new Ninja Turtle who comes from the future. She’s travelled back in time to stop April, who turns evil and takes over the world. Donnie’s her father, but he’s dead now. And before you cry about spoilers in the promo to me, bear in mind that the fic gives all this away in the author’s opening drawl. So what does that leave to actually put in the fic? Well, not very much, actually. Mostly it consists of DeeDee (the aforesaid future turtle) blurting out whatever spoiler comes to her mind while being deliberately obstructive and not doing anything to actually help accomplish her mission for six surprisingly repetitive chapters. So get yourself stuck into a narrative temporal loop, hangout with your deadbeat future dad and get out your vanishing photo for The Unexpected Future!
Riffers: Dan, Rebecca Bartley, Tsuneo Tateo and Rick R. Mortis
Written by: Zogster and Rick R.