Four score and seven years ago, our robot dinosaur fathers bought forth on this franchise a toyline conceived in the marketing department and founded on the proposition that all plastic is moulded equal.
The Empire’s campaign of mild inconvenience continues, and
it is up to Kevin to stop them! Armed
with nothing but whatever powers he has contrived for himself today, his ambulatory
pile of robot dinosaur poo and his ability to effortlessly crush anyone who
faces him, can Big Kev save the day? Of course he can. Don’t be silly. Not a
single hint of suspense will be given as the war lurches to its shambolic conclusion
in a long list of different types of plastic toys. So join all your favourite
characters; Big Kev, Siege, Isaac Cloud, Zephyr, General Drack, Mick, Tom,
John, Charles and Charles, Our Hero Raven, Captain Gruud, Lancetaka Solyaku Foo
Foo Cuddlypoops Askakura the third, Mike the Human and Bob Anglerfish for this
gripping tale of something or another that the whole family will likely forget
all about.
Riffers: Dan, Rebecca Bartley, Tsuneo Tateo and Rick R. Mortis
Written by: Zogster and Rick R.
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