Behold Barticus and his gigantic laser cannon boobs! Possessing an arsenal capable of leveling cities and yet only ever hits things with a tree! Completely indestructible only to be felled with a single rocket!
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm intimidated.
And here as a bonus is the titular Robot Raider itself. I love this thing; it's so strange and yet so fun. And, added to that, a million times more effective then Barticus ever was.