Saturday, March 28, 2015

Episode 289 - Dead to the World, chapters 10-15

Episode 289: Dead to the World, chapters 10-15

Once again, suck it up, murder princess.

Warning: Contains explicit sex

You know what’s a good way to bulk out your fic? Constantly repeat the same scene. You know what’s a good way to bulk out your fic? Constantly repeat the same scene while adding a smidgen more to it each time. You know what’s a good way to bulk out your fic? Constantly repeat the same scene while adding a smidgen more to it each time that doesn’t actually reveal anything. You know what’s a good way to bulk out your fic? Constantly repeat the same scene while adding a smidgen more to it each time that doesn’t actually reveal anything but still serves to make your character look impossibly good. You know what’s a good way to bulk out your fic? Constantly repeat the same scene while adding a smidgen more to it each time that doesn’t actually reveal anything but still serves to make your character look impossibly good as they never suffer a single consequence of their actions. That and teenage party games. Sure, there might be something about random rooftop people, but who cares when you can bulk out your fic?



Riffers: Dan, Rebecca Bartley, Tsuneo Tateo and Rick R. Mortis
Written by: Zogster and Rick R.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

March 2015 Update

The last few months have been an interesting couple for Elmer Studios, as can be plainly seen. The unexpected offer of a collaborative MSTing, while awesome, also managed to shoot our schedule all to hell and back. The end result is that we’ve had a lot more B-Team episodes of late then main ones. And even our B-Team schedule slipped, as the Rick R. half of the team took a break for the incredibly fun guest cast.

However, we’re not only back on schedule but we’re looking incredibly good for some time to come. Eps 289, 290 and 291 are in various stages of progress as I type this, and that’s not all. Due to some incredibly generous donations, we’ve got up to episode 308 planned out, and we even have some ideas for after that. Plus, even then, we have a sizable amount in the Strategic Badfic Reserve. And even then, that could go even further depending on how B-Team plans go, as well as a few items that we’re currently looking at.

Even after a top-up, donations are always appreciated, either by comment or emailing us at elmerstudios00 (at) gmail.com. Have a badfic itch to scratch? Then let us know!

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Episode 288 - Dead to the World, chapters 1-9

Episode 288: Dead to the World, chapters 1-9

In the Future Tokyo criminal justice system, the people are protected by two separate and equal groups. The Enforcers who apprehend the criminals, and the unknowable machine superintelligence that pronounces them guilty. These are their stories.

Doink-doink

In a world where control and the conflict of individual free will versus the good of society of a whole is a major theme, it’s clear that the best sort of character to explore these ideas is a super-special snowflake loligoth who the entire cast bends over backwards to accommodate. Enter Mikazuki Satsuki, she of the gold-silver eyes, skater dress, elaborately described bedroom and a crime coefficient that suggests that at any moment she could engage in acts of genocide or, at the very least, ruin Christmas. But when the Future Police are confronted with a mystery that, ooh, a five year old could have solved in minutes, she is indispensible to not only screwing up the whole situation and making it worse, but for being congratulated and rewarded for it afterwards. That’s right, It’s a law enforcement vacuum, where the law enforcement are the central cast!


Riffers: Dan, Rebecca Bartley, Tsuneo Tateo and Rick R. Mortis
Written by: Zogster and Rick R.